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Mid Season Rebranding

QUAIL has reached the obligatory obscure mid season break that every fall show hits around the holidays despite not actually being at the half way point of the season arch. During this period a princess was returned, lizards were stomped, Tatzlford was annexed, and lots of new background infrastructure popped up in Leveton .

Scorched Peach
Hurray the Princess didn't die

Now that QUAIL has saved the princess and managed to not lose any of the cast members, WIN-WIN; they make the arduous journey back to Leveton. But will they make it without being waylaid by some magical lizard? Tune in and find out.

Your Princess is in a Creepy Abandoned Castle: Part 2
Rated Hex

Why Read When ATT Can For You?!

After clearing the courtyard, saving a new friend (and potential member of QUAIL), and plundering the towers; comes the lesbian montage trope that every good fantasy show needs. With way less nudity then Xena, and better acting than Lexx, comes Lesbian Fascination will save DC 15 or get a woody till they stop rubbing each other (while an invisible lightning fast ninja fey lurks about).

If QUAIL can’t overcome their natural urges this adventure may become a Bukakke Snuff film. Stay tuned to see if we are recasting next week.

Your Princess is in a Creepy Abandoned Castle: Part 1
Why'd it have to be rats?!

QUAIL is off to obtain the first member of Beron‘s Harem, the Dark Fey Captive. A quick trip around the kingdom perimeter has led QUAIL to a Creepy Abandoned Castle which may house the Swordlord’s Bounty… but what lays in wait for our heroes now?

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The Booty Bounty
Brennin gets Donkey-Punched

With the Dancer dead, buried, and mourned. QUAIL and the kingdom of their responsibility must take center stage again. Archbanker A. Grinch arrives to work his Half-Orc Clerical Jew-Jew on the Barony. Swordlord’s show up to measure cocks against QUAIL to reinforce the issue of the wayward ‘princess’. Tinassa ‘retires’ to the countryside for dereliction of doodie. The royal messenger needs to pay his tab. Oh, and QUAIL gets an old friend back!

Wadget gonna do about that? Sit back relax and enjoy as we see some Ninja Pussy, skills, in action soon on the next episode.
The Bournelock Supremacy
Dancer's Lament

QUAIL once again hunts for the Troll King and his felonious malcontent compatriots. In the dead of night the journey takes a turn for the worse; when a dark servant of the Troll army swoops in to devour our heroes.

While on watch Dancer suspects an attack but is assaulted before he could completely rouse the camp. QUAIL surrounded the dark beast in an attempt to free Dancer from it’s hellish bite. After the Wyvren was finally brought down by the combined might that QUAIL has to offer; Dancer was in serious need of divine attention. Working tirelessly QUAIL was unable to revive Dancer from the vicious sting of the Troll King’s Foul Pet.

Lament! Barony of Brenin, Marshall Edward Bournelock has died for your freedom. Lament!

Short Live(d) the Lizard King

QUAIL has managed to overthrow the reign of fear based around Will’o Wisp worship and save a small Leveton child long ago lost in the woods. Now Tannerson is safely on his way to town, guarded by the faithful Kobold translator, Eadoo. Since QUAIL has freed the delta from imminent cannibalization, they are back on their trek to find the Trolls that have been plaguing the kingdom.

The Liz Boat

After QUAIL descends on the village of the Lizard King, only to realize they need to make a boat…

G-noshing on Gnomes, is bad for you health

QUAIL continues on their trek to find the Trolls and end their regenerative existence; after they ate 2 dozen gnomes. Can anything out there save the poor trolls from Beron’s vengeance? Will Dancer have enough arrows to skewer them all? Will Tinassa find a comb for her disheveled hair? Will Khelgar and Zivim run out of beer before the celebration feast? Only time will tell, tune in kiddies.

Consult a Cleric, If Enlistment Latest Longer Than Four Years

QUAIL has defeated the Gregoriā€™O, stuffing his own words down his fat traitorous mouth, and then ran him out of town in just his shit-stained pants. But not before QUAIL promised to raise an Army to defend the Berony; can Brenin handle the pressure?


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