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The Liz Boat

After QUAIL descends on the village of the Lizard King, only to realize they need to make a boat…

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G-noshing on Gnomes, is bad for you health

QUAIL continues on their trek to find the Trolls and end their regenerative existence; after they ate 2 dozen gnomes. Can anything out there save the poor trolls from Beron’s vengeance? Will Dancer have enough arrows to skewer them all? Will Tinassa find a comb for her disheveled hair? Will Khelgar and Zivim run out of beer before the celebration feast? Only time will tell, tune in kiddies.

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Consult a Cleric, If Enlistment Latest Longer Than Four Years

QUAIL has defeated the Gregori’O, stuffing his own words down his fat traitorous mouth, and then ran him out of town in just his shit-stained pants. But not before QUAIL promised to raise an Army to defend the Berony; can Brenin handle the pressure?

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‘Pun’-itive Damages

QUAIL returns home from Troll trotting, Turtle toppling, Winterwolf wrangling, and Solemnizing the Sootscale to find a well-feed-shit-spewing-fat-fuck-interloper in their capital. Dancer heads to the bar for hooligans, Khelgar gather loyalists, Beron sizes up the populace, Zivim plots forcible conversion, and Tinassa gets some surprising news. Maybe its a boy… but it smells like revolt.

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Troll Bridged

QUAIL has slew the mighty troll army… of one (plus a few dogs)?! Or have they caught a wayward patrol? Mishaps are bound to continue within Brenin. Stay tuned to see which harmless/homeless wanderer QUAIL will send to the afterlife next.

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Troll Trail Tale

After dealing a psychopathic murderous marauding Entmoot, QUAIL discovered deep within its gullet a scroll tube that could lead to great riches or death… by troll. What could go wrong?

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Mourning Wood

Having turned the tentacle monster into a snuff film, at best, QUAIL continues onward to find the Dryad and see if she’s as hard up for a buggering as the last woodsy beast.

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Tentacle Testament

QUAIL begins their trek to the Dryad’s territory; only to find a carnivorous tentacle monster ready for their couch casting video awaits them.

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The River Card is a Urinal Cake

This week QUAIL gains a new ineptitude, after Leveton takes a golden shower cleansing the district of it’s Tannery and Smith.

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‘Bat Cunt-ry’ part 2

Now that QUAIL has cleared the cobwebs and purged the infestation of flying ‘vermin’, what else will they find as they penetrate the dark depths?

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